HOW DO LEGS WORK!?!
im gonna piss my fucking pants omg
[ I CAN’T BREATH]
MOTHER FUCKER CALL LIFE ALERT
guys but seriously
their legs forgot they were legs
My activity spikes every Wednesday because of this post
always reblog on a wednesday, that’s the rule.
Dammit its Wednesday and I would have been rethinking scrolling past this all day if I didn’t reblog
God: Gabe, stop, I’m working.
Gabriel: I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING TOOOOOOO!
God: Here’s a box of parts, go nuts.
God: -several hours later- Gabe? Where are you, my son?
Gabriel: DAD, LOOKIT!
God: Dafuq is that?
Gabriel: A PLATYPUS!
OHMYGODS, THANK YOU FOR DRAWING THAT!
They don’t do much
this is the fucking funniest thing ever
LOOK at it though
"just put it in australia"
The most basic and powerful way to connect to another person is to listen. Just listen. Perhaps the most important thing we ever give each other is our attention.
does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants
me but it’s never an accident
DO GIRLS REALLY DO THIS
yep, I’m just like, how can you hide a penis there? like where does it go?
it’s not even in a sexual way, i’m just like, how does it fit in there? is it uncomfortable?
So a family friends son started wearing skinny jeans last week and he walked out of his room and his dad stood up and turned him around and said “c’mere. I need to show you how to hide your junk.”
do you ever just start watching a show because you hear there are lesbians
IF U POINT OUT SOMEONE’S SELF HARM SCARS RLLY LOUDLY FOR NO REASON THEN I HOPE U GET UR LUNGS RIPPED OUT OF YOUR RIBCAGE