Satanic Wannabe

this kid dawson and this other kid megan are pretty rad.

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solluxander:

can you illegally download sleep

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nobodys-problem:

lady-sigyn-loki:

elasticitymudflap:

trickytavros:

seerofbuttcheeks:

theodorepython:

zartlila:

#FYI these are cats that had just been sedated at the vet

HOW DO LEGS WORK!?!

im gonna piss my fucking pants omg

[ I CAN’T BREATH]

MOTHER FUCKER CALL LIFE ALERT

Always Reblog

guys but seriously

their legs forgot they were legs

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Reblog if your penis is on fire right now like actually in flames

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nutella-and-wifi:

homo-fallen-angel:

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My activity spikes every Wednesday because of this post 

always reblog on a wednesday, that’s the rule.

Dammit its Wednesday and I would have been rethinking scrolling past this all day if I didn’t reblog

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consultingsinnerman:

catinthefedora:

tealdragon:

consulting-cannibal:

catinthefedora:

drawsshits:

thearchangeltrickster:

God: Gabe, stop, I’m working.
Gabriel: I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING TOOOOOOO!
God: Here’s a box of parts, go nuts.
God: -several hours later- Gabe? Where are you, my son?
Gabriel: DAD, LOOKIT!
God: Dafuq is that?
Gabriel: A PLATYPUS!

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OHMYGODS, THANK YOU FOR DRAWING THAT!

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They don’t do much

this is the fucking funniest thing ever

LOOK at it though

"just put it in australia"

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Rachel Naomi Remen (via kvtes)

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The most basic and powerful way to connect to another person is to listen. Just listen. Perhaps the most important thing we ever give each other is our attention.

mypocketshurt90:

thiswildheartofmine:

justimprobable:

myfandomsarebetterthanyours:

fuckinq:

sexcake:

does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants

me but it’s never an accident

DO GIRLS REALLY DO THIS

yep, I’m just like, how can you hide a penis there? like where does it go?

it’s not even in a sexual way, i’m just like, how does it fit in there? is it uncomfortable?

We’re concerned.

So a family friends son started wearing skinny jeans last week and he walked out of his room and his dad stood up and turned him around and said “c’mere. I need to show you how to hide your junk.”

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sharkgina:

do you ever just start watching a show because you hear there are lesbians

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IF U POINT OUT SOMEONE’S SELF HARM SCARS RLLY LOUDLY FOR NO REASON THEN I HOPE U GET UR LUNGS RIPPED OUT OF YOUR RIBCAGE

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ben-bendraws:

smoxz:

starcre8tor:

No trust me….you will gain 10000 life points..
Just. Listen.  [x]

i went into this expecting to not be disaponted and i was right.

HOLY HELL THAT WAS UNEXPECTEDLY GOOD

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